first-year drunk

adjective.
The state of inebriation most commonly attained only by first year students of university

Guy 1: Hey I just finished my exam, whats happening tonight?
Guy 2: Let's go to Koerner's and get first-year drunk!

by seeapeddle October 21, 2010

New Years Eve

A day were everyone gets drunk as fuck with the bestest of their friends; maybe family too. Consists of hard liquor, beertastic beer, and illegal fireworks which completes the night.

*Phone rings* "Uggh, who is this?"

"It's steve, I'm comin' to get you out of your mother's basement, we're getting drunk as fuck!"

"What day is it again?"

"Don't act like an FNG, it's New Years Eve. We're storming the liquor stores at 1700 hours!"

by Le Derpson December 28, 2011

Chinese New Year

When a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.

Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"

Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."

by CJudge941 June 16, 2011

golden years

The ages during retirement toward the end of one's life, but enough to still enjoy the remainder; typically 65 and up.

Anne was 75 and in her golden years.

by Trafton September 23, 2003

Yearbook Boner

When you're looking through a yearbook from any school, and suddenly you have an erection.

John was looking through his yearbook when he saw Kelly's picture, remembered something, and then got a yearbook boner.

by T3h Fly1ng Sp4gh3tt1 M0nst3r June 14, 2010

Play it by year

Same meaning as "play it by ear"; to deal with something as it develops rather than planning on how to act. Use it in speech and no one will know you are saying "year" rather than "by ear". Watch as chaos ensues.

Alex: Hey let's just play it by year.
Leah: Yeah.

by NoItsByYear February 13, 2017

seven-year itch

inclination toward sexual infidelity: an inclination toward sexual infidelity, popularly believed to begin after seven years of marriage.

The marriage was a happy one until Ron started to feel that seven-year itch.

by 030366 March 26, 2008