Chinese New Year

When a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.

Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"

Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."

by CJudge941 June 17, 2011