Sitting in the Asshole

a term used by Little Wayne that means "I am sitting in the car". but realistically there is only one way to say i am sitting in the car. and that's "I AM SITTING IN THE CAR"

Bill (calling Wayne): "hey man whats up? where are you?"

Wayne: "I AM SITTING IN THE ASSHOLE YOU BITCH!"

Bill:" this is why we can't be friends, because you say things like this..."

by nekura511 August 2, 2009

sitting bayou

the sitting bayou is the act of a female performing oral sex on a man while he deficates.

I cant look at her again after that sitting bayou.

by andrew smith September 14, 2004

Shitting on These Noobs

It's very similar like pwning a noob, "Shitting on Noobs" is the complete domination of one to multiple player(s) and metaphorically dumping on the player when the "dumped-upon" player has been terminated (Shitting on noobs is usually done on the Halo Multiplayer matches on Xbox live)

<Mahamed> That's so cheep, how the fuck did that happen.
<Jamal> Damn sasuke, I'm shitting on these noobs. WHERE'S MY DOUBLE, THERE IT IS.
<Mahamed> Damn, your having diarrhea on these niggas
<Jamal> KILLTROCITY!!!!

by StonecoldM2 January 8, 2010

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down and dragging your bare ass on the ground while someone takes a picture. An evolution of Faith Hilling, Tebowing, planking, etc.

Are you seriously still planking? That's so two thousand and late, pull your pants down and drag your ass on the ground so i can get a picture of you Taylor Swifting!

by PepeChicago August 16, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling down your pants and wiping your ass on the ground like an old dog.

Hank "Hey guys you wanna go planking?"

Kyle "Na man thats so 2000 and late. Lets go Taylor Swifting down the school halls!"

by Garfunkel Jenkins August 17, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling one's pants down, sitting on the ground, and pulling yourself across the floor like an old dog.

Debbie: What is he doing?
Jim: Oh Tyler is just Taylor Swifting, its the new picture meme.

by p90nub August 20, 2012

You're shitting me

Expression, usually uttered by brown people, to show their amazement at something. The amazement is often heavily tinged with a high degree of doubt.

You're shitting me, mon! I don't believe you.

by Aprileen Alexander December 27, 2006