Vatican steamer

A comparably large pile of feces in the shape of the Vatican. It can be on a person (such as during intercourse) or on any ground or surface.

"You don't haul your flea ridden carcass outta bed, I swear on the virgin Mary's tits I am going to leave a Vatican steamer in the middle of your kitchen... I ate the TexMex yesterday. Double pinto beans"

by felixir April 1, 2009

Scott Steiner

Someone who frequently fails in regards to math (genetic freak)

Guy: I only got 17% on the math test

Me: You really pulled a Scott Steiner

by ApseudonymIUseToShowWhatICanDo May 18, 2018

Steamer

A homeless man or woman who has urinated themselves in cold weather, thereby creating a steam effect from thier pants.

"Man it's cold. Hey Steve, look at that bum over there. He's a Steamer!!!

by Vic the Dick July 25, 2006

slapping stanley steamer

A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.

Anytime Melanie's boyfriend got too rough, she planted a slapping stanley steamer on him.

by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009

clevland steamer

To have sex with a girl, pee on her back and then never talk to her again

Last night I gave so girl a clevland steamer.

by Lia May 13, 2005

Chimney Steamer

A Chimney Steamer is when you rip a piping hot steamer down your neighbors chimney due to their poor lawn maintenance

If the neighbors don't cut their lawn i'm going to rip them a chimney steamer and show them!

by CobraTheAsshole7 June 16, 2019

Cleveland steamer

The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

I met her in a bar, we went back to hers, and upon turning the light on i noticed she had plastic sheets, inquisitive at first i carried on. There was some foreplay and then she shat on my chest. She asked me afterwards if i enjoyed the cleveland steamer.

by James 'Cleveland' Purchase March 7, 2007