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Socksua is goated
by socksua.smith November 19, 2023
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Socks

They are super rich! They have loads of socks.
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Stocks

worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing
Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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Socks

A term used by step-dads and step-mums to describe their newly acquired children: Some Other Cunt’s Kids (Socks). Developed by Jimmy Carr in 2024
I see you got married again Keith. I did Ian. Things are going great generally but there are 3 socks involved. No sign of the cunt that caused them though!
by Barrattino April 17, 2024
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Socks

1. A completely normal thing you wear on your feet. They're so cozy and nice.
2. Oh no... oh god no...
1. "Look at my new socks!"
2. "And here are my c*m socks."
by beeline_fox November 26, 2024
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Sockstery

The loss of one sock after the action of washing and drying clothing.
I realized I lost my right x-mas sock when I was transferring the clothes from the washing machine to the dryer; I guess its a sockstery.
by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024
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slicksticking

When two people masturbate on beds opposite of one another then ejaculating onto the bedside table.
"Hey did you notice how Garett's bedside table is weirdly glossy?"

"Yeah we were slicksticking last night"
by GeoStat April 4, 2025
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