Bitch Slapped

A man is Bitch Slapped if he is completelly dominated by his woman. Also known as Pussy Whipped.

Grow some balls mate, you're totally Bitch Slapped!

by Rikstir January 3, 2013

Sapphyre

string bean, beautiful, long hair, half black, mermaid,

Fine, lovable, Dre, Yummy, Sapphyre

by ABDJDMI December 24, 2009

slapping the fat with my meat salami

a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.

Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.

by bobso February 21, 2008

Slappin' de bass

the act of stimulating a female reproductive organ by the manual use of your hand and/fingers as a stimulus. The action can be termed simply as fingering, but if you look closely it actually looks just like somebody rocking out to a sick air bass solo.

On the night of prom, me and my smokin' hawt date decided to ditch the dance and I videotaped twenty minutes of her slappin' de bass. Then we screwed. Best night of my life.

by The Timothy March 14, 2010

Slapping the boss

When you are horny and on your period, thereby preventing you from having sex.

Guy: You slapping the boss right now?
Girl: Yes! I am so horny but I'm on my period...

by ianmcgreene April 23, 2010

Slapping the Cod

"Slapping the cod" is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands.

Origin: Spanish (Chile) "Cacheteando el Jurel" first used when two chilean fishermen were fishing for mackerel, when one fishermen felt the urge to unload his semen and turned his back on the other, when the second fisherman noticed this event he asked what he was doing and the fiserman masterbating said "I'm slapping the mackerel".
The name was then changed to "slapping the cod" as this fish is more common in Australia.

Sinonims: Beatin' it, waxin' the kielbasa, choking the chicken, etc

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Will?"
Person 2: "No, he must be in the toilet slapping the cod"
Person 1: "I bet he's thinking of Tara"

by Nacho1995 January 28, 2014

Slippery Slappy

Once male has dumped load into female taking penis out of vagina and slapping her face cheeks with said object

And before she knew it, I'd slippery slapped her!

by Anonymous July 24, 2003