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Skipper

tha coolest kid eva!has awesome hair,and pretty teeth.:)
that awesome kid in 8th grade thats supposed to be in 10th.Skipper!
by T.Skipper July 7, 2009
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russian slapper

when u move ur body back and forth slapping your penis and testicals against your legs. this is very rare do the incredible pain, russians are so good at it because there tecticals are so small it doesnt hurt them
ow i brusied my testicals from that russian slapper
by Forest Daytun April 27, 2006
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Skipper Junior

Usually refers to a kid who enjoys the art of masturbation. Lives with korean peolple and takes it in the ass.
by Stanley October 24, 2003
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skipperz

a group formed by very intellegent people!
Samahang Kabataang Iniwawasto ang Pagkakamali at Pinahahalagahan ang Edukasyon at Respeto ZZZZ.
Skipperz are cool people!
by iwanu ga hana December 9, 2007
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clamp slapper

When a guy pins a girl (or boy) to the ground with his legs, and straddles her while clamping her body ... then continues to whack her on the head with his cock (also known as cock slapping).
While wrestling, Jimmy ending up giving Sally a nice clamp slapper!
When she bothers me I just threaten to clamp slap her.
by Van Mad August 10, 2006
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Black Snapper

When a female pulls black foreskin behind the head of the erect penis and then proceeds to spit violently. Once all saliva has left the mouth she proceeds to let the foreskin to crawl back to its natural position. Creating a wild view of what a black snapper might look before it strikes the victims face.
Wow! Last night I almost had a stroke when I saw the creature I created in this mans pants while performing the Black Snapper.
by Iffyclover April 17, 2021
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skipper

<to skipper, skippered, skippering> verb meaning to vacate your bowels in an extraordinarily time sensitive manner aka instant, flaming, burning diarrhea or pissing ut your asshole. Word origin stems from a restaurant chain in the Pacific Northwest known for (mystery) fish and chips.
My God! I almost skippered myself in the car on the way home from lunch. That's the last time I eat at that place!

Damn! I think I skippered out my pancreas after I ate that burrito from that street vendor.

Wow! That restaurant is suing me for 400 dollars for destruction of property after I skippered in their bathroom!
by Katya7666 January 18, 2006
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