pretzel screwed

Getting less than half in a split- as in splitting a pretzel withour getting the inner knot. Less than half of any deal. Getting screwed in a divorce.

I lost the house, the dog and the cars in my divorce, I really got pretzel screwed.

by Slydawg May 3, 2006

Scrowl

n. A vocal sound resembling both a scream and a growl, which may be used to express exasperation or as an effect in some genres of music.
v. To emit a scrowl.

Vitas sang Schubert's Ave Maria in his sweet choirboy voice then concluded his performance with a bizarre 10-second scrowl.

by Big Doodle August 3, 2009

screw

prison warder

that screw wiv the tattoo, took out debbie, bought her a screwdriver and then screwed her ass off.

by theWestHamfan December 30, 2003

f-screw

1. To fuck/screw at the same time 2. to have dirty sex with

Man that guy is hott, im gonna f-screw him!

by Kc_Kit-Kat November 16, 2006

screw

To be fucked, to get ripped off, or to be in great trouble. Often used in conjunction with violently.

My car was stolen, so I'm violently screwed!!!

by shellybasser April 13, 2003

screw around

something a camp technology teacher once said to me, it caused great amsument at the time!

"Joseph! you dont want to screw around with those bad boys!"

by kidd March 6, 2004

chopped & screwed

Music that has been adjusted or edited so that grandpa won't feel uncomfortable listening to it. Less bounce per ounce.

There's also a chopped & screwed version so that you people with absolutely no energy can still comfortably attempt to mingle with the angst-ridden youth.

by agentlovelette September 14, 2008