Definitions by Slydawg

pretzel screwed 

Getting less than half in a split- as in splitting a pretzel withour getting the inner knot. Less than half of any deal. Getting screwed in a divorce.

I lost the house, the dog and the cars in my divorce, I really got pretzel screwed.

pretzel screwed by Slydawg May 3, 2006

gorbear 

A word used to describe a man-like creature more resembling the combination of a gorilla and a bear. Often accompanied by large arms, a barrel chest, and a receding hairline.

Jamie CyRuS has big arms and is a Gorbear.

gorbear by Slydawg August 26, 2003