Rancid Napkin

(N): The underwear you ran in days ago that a girl uses to wipe her face off with after you bust.

A "Rancid Napkin" may be dry or slightly wet, but must emit a foul, rancid odor similar to that of ammonia.

Sorry babe, no towels, but try this!" "Mmmm, rancid napkin!

by RancidDoctor September 2, 2010

Rancid Franzi

When you are in the middle of intercourse and you yell at the partner "What is my rank in League of Legends!?!?" The partner will proceed with saying "Platinum 5." After this has been completed Steve will congratulate you.

Dave totally Rancid Franzied his gf Natalie last night"

by Xperior August 5, 2015

rancid poom

An attitude that matches a fishy smelling foreskin m.

Carlos needs to stop acting brand new with his rancid poom.

by LittleRoman April 9, 2016

Ranch

The act of making fun of or insulting someone.

"Don't be ranching on me, bro."
"Yo, did you hear about Jerry ? He got ranched on so hard!"

by Its_Your_Boy April 13, 2017

Ranched

To douse your partners naked body in ranch dressing for sexual pleasure.

To spill ranch dressing on a box of to go fries.

Ejaculation....

This definition comes from a crew of sweaty restaurant employees who were half asleep one night. This word also can be used in present tense as well. For example "please ranch me dude!"

Baby I wanna get ranched tonight !

by Big Dog the Definer November 29, 2018

Ranch with a side of beef jerky

When a girl is starving for cum and dick and eats both

Damn I really want ranch with a side of beef jerky

by Tom 123422 May 7, 2020

rances

a very swag friend to have!! will definitely bring you crackers when you're hungry and have juice prepared for when you can't swallow anymore!! rances usually almost dies from kidney failure at least once in their lives!! rances is such a nice friend and has all the boys to lsiten too!!

omg look at how swag and seggsy rances is

by Mr quartz universe May 14, 2021