Ranched

You are dressed nicely, you are ranched because you are dressing.
Treyshaw: Aye nigga i done got out da mall i be lookin ranched asf wit my true religons n my timbs lil nigga
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Ranched

To douse your partners naked body in ranch dressing for sexual pleasure.

To spill ranch dressing on a box of to go fries.

Ejaculation....

This definition comes from a crew of sweaty restaurant employees who were half asleep one night. This word also can be used in present tense as well. For example "please ranch me dude!"
Baby I wanna get ranched tonight !
by Big Dog the Definer November 30, 2018
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The ranch

A place Dr. Phil sends bratty, rich, white girls girls to hopefully fix themselves and realize that they don’t need a $3,000 monthly allowance or a G-Wagon.
Girl 1- did you watch the latest PewDiePie video?
Girl 2- yeah, so glad she got sent to the ranch

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The ranch

Turn about ranch in Utah. The place Dr. Phil sends bratty teen girls
Send them to the ranch send them to the ranch
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Ranching

Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.
Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley.

the act of ranching
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ranching it

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.
"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"
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The ranch

Turn about ranch a teen attitude correction center Escalante Utah known as the ranch because of Dr.Phil
They can be recognized in the town of Escalante by the red baseball caps and solid colored t-shirtsthey have on.
"Hey look they must be from the ranch."

"How can you tell?"
" The red caps and look there is the chaperone."
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