Obama

Obama is this guy that I used to think was really cool, but then I realised that he's just like other Americans and is determined to get 'justice' over the BP thing.

Was a good guy.
Now a bad guy.
Give the Lockerbie thing a break, it's not justice!

Yo, I'm Obama and I won't stop until I get 'justice'.

by gothicduckx July 30, 2010

obamas dick

The darkest fucking thing you have seen in your fucking life. The absolute worst looking price of trombone shaped bark there is. Michelle Obama probably has a dark fucking dick too. They all circle jerk with bill and Hillary Clinton.

Egg ass niggas

Fuck that nigga obamas dick being so dark.

by Qdizzle May 13, 2016

Thanks Obama

Something you say when you realise America's fall to fascism is in big part due to Obama's inaction during his two terms as president and his blatant sabotage of Bernie Sanders' campaign in 2020.

CNN drone: "Missouri is banning abortion today"
Twitch rando #1: "here's a vid of Obama saying he would codify Roe v Wade in 2008."
Twitch rando #2: "Thanks Obama!"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Obama

THE ONLY PRESIDENT THAT AMERICANS REALLY LIKED. AMERICA'S EX-BOYFRIEND

P1: "Why'd you vote for someone else?"
P2: "Cuz I like Tru-"
P1: "OBAMA SAVED LIVES, OKAY!?"

by a pineapple under the sea November 3, 2017

Obama Landslide

A day before intercourse, have your woman eat a roll of pennies. The next day, begin intercourse when your woman feels the bowel movement coming. When your about to nut, have your woman stand on a chair over you and release her bowels, showering you in a deluge of shit and change.

Last night Betty and I performed the most epic Obama Landslide. She released so much change, I couldn't even tell how shitty it was.

by Bigg Sex March 13, 2009

Barrack Obama

Black Jesus

Possible candidate for antichrist

Who is the greatest person ever? Jesus? No, Barrack Obama.

by Sumdoooooooooooooood October 31, 2008

Barack Obama

Was the 44th president of the United States of America and the first black man to be elected president. He was inagurated on January 20, 2009 and left office on January 20, 2017

Barack Obama was an african american president

Barack Obama was president for two terms

by Clarksons Malarkes January 2, 2019