Mob hit

When you beat your dick like it owes you money.

Yo, Matt hid in the portajon and pulled a straight Mob Hit on himself!

by C_Swiney July 9, 2017

Hit The Toast

A game in which a group of males stand around a piece of toast masturbating, aiming their load at the toast. The first one to orgasm must wait till the others have finished and then must eat it.

"After Sheridan came first in that last game of Hit The Toast, he almost threw up trying to eat the slimy slice of bread."

by DTT Guitarist August 18, 2009

Hitting a House

What happens to idiot longboarders who don't know how to stop when they find a culdesac.

Longboarder #1: "Duddeeeee, did you see Ian's face? He had a neck brace and everything. What happened?"

Longboarder #2: "Lol, I taped the tard hitting a house yesterday. It'll be on Youtube later."

by wordMunzter May 9, 2011

hit the hills

To flee.

Yeah, you should hit the hills before they come back.

by ekybeavis July 16, 2020

white hit

The first hit you take when you pack a fresh bowl of meth.

Here you go Ken.
Just packed some clear.
You can have the white hit.

by Meth Monster September 4, 2018

hit the fff

When you are trying to hit the folks but someone rudely interrupts you

Tatiana: Was that you at the party last night gettin down?
Kali: Yea i was tryna hit the folks but Ronald interrupted me so it was more like hit the fff

by alolli December 21, 2018

Sacrifice Hit

A sacrifice hit is taking in and the holding of bong smoke to get another friend high via contact high. Said friend(s) cannot take a direct bong hit because employer could randomly drug test any employee at anytime ...or not.... or maybe said friend has paws or claws instead of hands. This is an unusually high concentrated hit and held in as to possibly cause severe coughing... and possible cottonmouth will result. Have a coca-cola

handy. This hit is taken for sole purpose of getting another person, (cat, dog, parrot, etc.), high, even when sufficiently high one's self. End result being that you may end up more than sufficiently high... You risk being high-wired.

She was worried about a random drug test that may or may not happen tomorrow at work so he gave her a sacrifice hit.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet February 13, 2019