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Massagenistic

When your massage therapist hits that magical spot giving you that special spine tingling feeling.
When your tongue hit my wenis it felt massagenistic.
by TimmerOU812 June 29, 2023
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missage

A delightful rubbing/kneading of a single chick's sumptuous softness.
If you play yer cards right when interacting wif a hot chick, she might eventually let you give her a missage!
by QuacksO November 5, 2023
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mossage

A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.
Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!
by QuacksO November 5, 2023
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mussage

What you'll likely end up wif if you don't braid someone's hair first before giving him a scalp-kneading.
Tiffany super-appreciates my "soothing her skull" every evening after a long day, but I always make sure to just do little random scrunchies instead of wide sweeping rubbing, so as not to have said hands-lovies end up being a "mussage".
by QuacksO November 5, 2023
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massage envy

i’m going to hell, massage envy.
by twbshdi34 February 23, 2024
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massage gun

me: dang my computer is too trash to have a autoclicker oh i know imma use a massage gun
by green screen kid hater April 11, 2025
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massage gun

the clean and un sus version of a rose toy
hey betty can i have your, "massage gun" ?
by silly drina May 7, 2025
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