Abraham Lincoln

The only openminded president

Abraham Lincoln loves going to the theater

by Cheese is pretty epic September 26, 2023

Abraham Lincoln

-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read

- Abraham Lincoln

by Anony. Res October 19, 2023

Port Lincoln Crop Circle

When a group of mates gather in a circle each facing the same way around the circle, front to back, drop down to a crouch, and shove an ecstasy tablet up the arse of the person in front. Then when all the pills are shelved, turn into the middle of the circle, touch fingers and say "E.T. Phone Home!"

"Me and Lockie had some mates around last night for a Port Lincoln Crop Circle. It was pretty Loose ay"

by Rigger_666 January 22, 2024

Chocolate Lincoln

When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.

The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.

by Lincolns Logs November 9, 2023

Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.

I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.

by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024

thanks Lincoln

Used on posts where block folks are acting a fool.

As in “Thanks for ending slavery, president Lincoln”

“Did you see this snatch and grab at Walmart??”

Thanks Lincoln

by BallsMcartney March 19, 2024

thanks Lincoln

As in, thanks for freeing the slaves President Lincoln. Used in comments when African Americans are acting unruly.

*video of blacks looting plays*
Thanks Lincoln

by MeatSheetz April 6, 2024