Jockey Patty

When you're giving your child a piggyback ride and they shit on yo back flowy style.

"Please clean up Timmy's diaper, he gave me the nastiest Jockey Patty earlier."

by Master of the Flowy-Style April 16, 2025

Knob Jockey

A.K.A. Alan Scott, currently resident of Dorchester

That bloke as a Scotty

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

cross jockey

n. A highly religious catholic

"Hey, is Judas at Church again?"
"Yeah, he'sa real crossjockey.."

by LostPenguin June 13, 2005

nonsensical jockey

A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.

In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.

by halolord64513 April 29, 2008

knob jockey

one who likes who like to ride knob

mom: morgan why do you have to be such a knob jockey?
morgan k: sorry mom, i just love knob!!

by blacklover19 November 2, 2008

Giraffee Jockey

1. A person of negro decent. Much like that of the fabled Camel Jockey, but literally like a nigga straight out of Africa.

Hey have you seen the new foreign exchange student FOB from Niger?

Yeah i talked to him for a bit, that nigga's a straight Giraffee Jockey!

by Grimmjow Kurosaki November 3, 2010

attitude jockey

someone who is constantly stand offish and unhelpful

first noted among some computer systems guys who know their own field and want to keep it to themselves

they ride on a horse called attitude which is always a loser

when asked a question by someone who is learning, an attitude jockey will say 'what you don't know that?' forgetting that they didn't know before they learnt it

by swfella February 23, 2011