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Self harmicidal

A state of depression so severe that it produces an excess of extreme hatred and typically directionless anger as well as urges to hurt/kill both both themselves and others. A combination of wanting to self harm and being homicidal.
Person 1: Hey bro how are you?

Person 2: I feel horrible; society sucks, people suck, and life in general sucks! I want to cut my wrists and die but I also wanna just stab anyone who dares come close to me!

Person 1: Damn dude you should get some help before you do something you'll regret! You've become full on self harmicidal!
by Sad Vampire Slug December 15, 2017
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Self-Mayo

A male’s reproductive fluids.
Synonyms: Cum, Sperm, white stuff
Ex. I love the taste of my self-mayo.
by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020
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Self Harvest

The act of consuming your own cum in hopes of recycling your offspring for the next load.
I always self harvest after each session.
by Deeps00 March 6, 2020
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Self Isolating

Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.

14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.
I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.
by HoopeyPoops March 17, 2020
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Self-Jocking

To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.
Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.
by Kirkury October 22, 2020
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self-seaters

A group of people who seat themselves at a table in a restaurant where a host or hostess is meant to seat you, thereby causing an inconvenience to the wait staff. Can also be "self-seater" singular for one person.
"Oh, there's some self-seaters on the patio, how annoying".

"Who sat those people there?" "Nobody, they are self-seaters "
by Peoplewholikejamillas June 3, 2017
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Self-Sexualization

When someone is sexually attracted to themselves.
That gym rat who checks himself out all the time is an example of self-sexualization
by Chorbashi March 12, 2018
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