ass hat

an asshole, general purpose insult.

that guy is a useless fucking ass hat

by jjjjjjjjjjjjm August 11, 2006

Top Hat

Euphemism for condom.

Jenny was very shy so she asked the health department nurse for a supply of top hats.

by Julianne1984 December 16, 2008

Sorting Hat

A miserable person. Term comes from the miserable tone of voice the Sorting Hat in Harry Potter uses.

Tom: I don't think we should listen till Christmas music until 2 days before Christmas.

Rebecca: Tom is such a Sorting Hat.

by Bantergroup December 12, 2012

black hat

the most honest hackers.

Dont try to hide your feelings white hackerz. Join the dark side

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

fox hat

A rather comical pairing of two words that, when said in the correct way, can sound rather rude. Usually used as a question by more mature classy ladies who don't realise what they've just said until they hear the laughter of young boys nearby.

Try saying the example below and you'll get the drift of what a 'fox hat' is all about. (Think f+++s that")

Daughter: "Which hat shall I wear to the annual hunt mother - my moleskin one or the fox one?"

Mother: "What - the fox hat?"

by Mr Leigh! December 20, 2003

english hat

a french definition for a condom as told to me by my german french teacher

so i must believe him

damn id like to have sex with you pretty lady, but first we need an english hat as to not bring an unwanted baby into this world.

by J-fri April 18, 2005

Clown Hat

A used colostomy bag that is turned inside out and worn on ones head.

Lisa was feeling classy, so she wore her clown hat to the wedding

by C H December 31, 2003