FudgeNuts

A condition often encountered by men with bowel overmobility issues. It occurs as a result of accidentally, or sometimes purposefully, releasing feces into overly tight undergarments without removing them first. As a result of the close proximity between a man's rectum and testicles, FudgeNuts occurs as feces squishes and smears all over the scrotum in a very fudgey manner.

Yo, nigga. I shouldn't have eaten that damn taco salad, cuz now I gots me some FudgeNuts. Know what I'm sayin?

by EatMyJunk July 26, 2010

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Texas Fudge Hug

The sexual act of having standing missionary position intercourse after deficating on a partners chest. The feces are squeezed between both partners chest/abdomens, creating a warm, smelly sensation.

Lindsay and I shared a refreshing Texas Fudge Hug after dinner.

by Joey Bagadonnits March 4, 2010

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Elmer Fudd

the evil pig hunter from the Looney Tunes, hunting for either wabbits or ducks depending on the hunting season. He always fails in his quests.

Bugs: Ha ha, elmer Fudd can't get me.
Elmer: OH YOU STUPID WABBIT!!!

by World Domination February 25, 2005

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fudge dragon

a painful defecation

"All that Mexican food was a bad idea. This fudge dragon is breathin' fire..."

by ryanwoodsmall October 12, 2006

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Fudgemuppet

An adult male who secretly visits same-sex brothels, because he is too afraid to come out of the closet. Usually all of the fudgemuppets friends will be aware of his secret sexual preferences, without the fudgemuppet being aware that they've learned his secret.

Why won't Michael just come out of the closet? Everyone one knows his secret.
Did you hear? Scott is cheating on his wife with other men, he's a damn fudgemuppet!

by SupremeLeaderWang October 26, 2017

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