ice flute

A crack pipe

Tweaker: ay man you got a lighter man
Random person: naw foo get the fuck away from me pinche tweaker
Tweaker: come on man I need to light up my ice flute

by Chale homes January 11, 2017

skin flute

Is a very cool flute and statistically many females love to play with it at all time especially at night.

My girlfriend loves to play with my skin flute at night.

by snowman_5000 February 1, 2017

Mexican flute

A raunchy girl who, unbeknownst to the guy, has a mouthful of jalepono poppers, whilst delivering oral sex.

I was having a great time Cabo at the foam party, until Junit delivered to me a Mexican flute.

by Maleeeek April 21, 2017

mud flute

One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.

Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.

by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017

Soviet Flute

n. When hooking up with a person with the intention of playing them but in actuality they are using you for personal gain.

Dan was on the receiving end of a Soviet Flute when he woke up with his wallet and watch stolen after hooking up with a girl from the bar.

by emikcw850 December 13, 2017

Douche Flute

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.

The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.

by Lucky 12 May 30, 2018

Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.

You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.

by Chavvvy June 21, 2018