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Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.
Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put your fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom
by YoFuckDora August 01, 2018
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Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.
Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put you fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom
by YoFuckDora August 01, 2018
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(Noun) a vaporizer that is smoked in replacement of cigarettes, a douchey looking smoking apparatus
1) I'm so happy this douche flute has made me stop smoking cigarettes

2) Mind if I douche flute?

3) anyone have any new douche flute juices for my douche flute?
by Douche Flute November 17, 2015
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The electronic device filled with flavored liquids used to produce large vapor clouds of gayness.
Mike: dude! Check out homeboy with the Vape!! He's sucking on that bitch like ya read about!!

Turd: right!?! No one smokes the Douche Flute like Tommy B!!
by THE Massinator May 27, 2017
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derived frome the early 14th century wind instrument the flute, a douche flute is one who plays the flute of doucheness, henceforth making them the ultimate extreme douchiest flutist of all douches

derived from latin term(douchius playus flutius unum)
Dustin Cotner is an incredibly monstrous douche flute
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