dragon slayer

Someone who is extremely proficient at playing video games, often displaying a mastery of multiple systems (PS2, Xbox 360, Game Cube, PC, etc).

You don't stand a chance of beating Justin at Madden, that guy's a dragon slayer.

by threespot November 2, 2006

dragon's tail

The hair on a guy that trail up from the crotch to the belly button, called dragon's tail since most men consider their penis to be a "one eyed dragon" and so the hair is the tail.

Bob has a really nice dragon's tail coming out of his pants to his belly button, don't you think?

by Nobod3 August 4, 2007

dragon whiskers

when a girl is giving you head, you blow in her mouth, then right before she swallows, when your man juice is just to the back of her throat, you punch her in the stomach. in doing so, your jizzum forcefully is ejected out of her nostrils, having a whisker like effect on her face.

jen was pissed last night when i gave her dragon whiskers. im not gettin head for a month after that show!

by tkpizzle July 25, 2012

dragon blargin

A very dangerous, degenerate alcoholic ancient mythological beast know for making high-pitched squeals and drinking Fleishman's vodka straight from the bottle.

We were hanging out at a party when the dragon blargin came out and scared all the girls away.

by Walter B. Lumpkin December 7, 2004

dragon_ruler

1. To be a "dragon_ruler", one must show no signs of intelligent life.

2. To be a "dragon_ruler", one must first achieve the peak of stupidity.

3. See n00b or failure at life.

D_R: LIEK j00 theenk ur cool but ur nawt!

Wynd: The only thing you can do that even BEGINS to resemble debating is wank. After all, we all know you've mastered the art of "bating".

by Wynd d00d '>_> February 26, 2006

dragon snatch

An amazing catch that involvers dragonesque ability.

Maurice Stovall made a one-handed dragon snatch yesterday.

by Big Game D-Day James December 17, 2006

Dragon Master

A large, beefy white dude with an exclusive jones for little Asian chicks. Can also be used to describe any non-Asian man who only dates Asian women.

Mayu: OMG Chandra, Mei Ling's boyfriend is such a Dragon Master - first he went out with Chae-Eon and Mitsuko, and now he's cheating on her with Tran!

Chandra: I think he just got out of the Army... look at that giant barrel of protein powder in the back of his Rav 4!

by J.J. Rad January 15, 2008