Fish Dick

A nasty rotten fish odor that tends to occur when a guy masturbates too much. Semen drys up on penis after he is done which smells like rotten fish.

"Oh damn.. I didn't clean myself well enough after i beat the meat, now i have a rotten fish dick!

by jenkinsz April 9, 2009

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Bigger Dick Foreign Policy

A Foreign Policy on the decision making process of which country to go to war with. The basis of this policy is founded on what is called "dick fear" where men feel inadequate about the size of there dicks so they have to kill each other in order to boost there self-esteem. Can also be applied in Bars, Locker Rooms, and Athletics.

Usually founded on the following statement.

"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"
-George Carlin

Bigger Dick Foreign Policy at work. All quoted from George Carlin

So as far as I'm concerned, that whole thing in the Persian Gulf was nothing more than one big dic-waving cockfight.

In this particular case, Saddam Hussein questioned the size of George Bush's dick. And George Bush had been called a wimp for so long, he apparently felt the need to act out his manhood fantasies by sending America's white children to kill other people's brown children.

-George Carlin

by ViVi)zF( January 7, 2010

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Dick Pulp

The chunky substance found near or around the mouth after recent dick sucking.

Ian wipe that dick pulp off of your mouth.

by LoveToSplooge October 12, 2009

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Dick Diva

1.A woman that claims that the bigger the dick is the better the sex will be.

2.Requires a man to possess a penis size larger than the average 5-8 inches to be satisfied.

3.A woman more likely to fuck horses.

And usually, if men are not as endowed as some of the dick divas think they should be, then they make up for it in other ways.

by ShoNASTY June 22, 2011

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