When you fist a girl anally and vaginally hold her above your head like a trophy and shake her up and down as if you won the Stanley cup
by LJA9107 December 02, 2017
The act of taking another girls hand and have her feel your wanker while the other girl you came with is not looking.
by Spicy Ketchup August 07, 2011
An international sporting event watched by terrorists and international political leaders alike and by everyone else in between... Truly a uniting sporting event for most of the world.
Police Officer 1: Damn thank God there are no terrorist attacks during the World Cup.
Police Officer 2: Why the hell would they bomb the event? Even Osama watches it come on...
Undercover Terror Suspect: You're damn right he does and be thankful for that!
Police Officer 2: Why the hell would they bomb the event? Even Osama watches it come on...
Undercover Terror Suspect: You're damn right he does and be thankful for that!
by footballnotsoccer August 18, 2006
A cum-cup is an 8-ounce plastic/paper cup that a group of guys use when they play "cum-in-a-cup" -- a masturbation game similar to "cum-on-a-cookie." All the guys jack off and shoot their loads into the cup. The last dude to have a cumgasm has to drink all the other guys' cumshots.
Some of our friends came to our pod and we played cum-in-a-cup -- I lost, so I had to drink to drink all the other cadets cum. They gave me the cum-cup to save for next time!
by USAF Cadet June 12, 2021
When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.
Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."
Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"
Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."
Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"
Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."
by LS oki February 14, 2014
by Midwest Gal June 29, 2020
He just served me the foulest cup of buff when I turned my head.
While I was eating popcorn in the theater, my girlfriend served me her own special cup of buff.
While I was eating popcorn in the theater, my girlfriend served me her own special cup of buff.
by forgottencastaway July 10, 2017