cover smother

To destroy an original song by producing a poor quality cover version of it, i.e., "smothering" the original song.

1: That Eric Clapton band did a cover smother of Layla, it made my eardrums bleed.

2: Not another electronica dance cover smother of a Muse song!

by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008

cogert

Cogert is someone so stupid they forget how to laugh

Person A-why did the man with one hand cross the road?
Person B-I dont know.
Person C-Neither do I
Person A- To get to the second hand shop..
Person A and B- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Person C- I forgot how to Laugh
Person A-You are so cogert

by Jimmybob10123 August 21, 2008

Cover Fire

Providing the network with enough premium ads to mask any losses from lower CPM to keep the overall placement above a given margin.

Capital One is providing cover fire for National City on the Yahoo placement.

by JDubinthehizzy October 26, 2008

Convertweeting

Having conversations through twitter updates.

Bob: Dude, I'm taking twitter text notifications for Joe and Bill off

Xavier: Why?

Bob: They won't stop convertweeting.

by duderchung1 September 15, 2009

convertable combover

the combover look that certain people get after riding in a covertable with the top down. can result from an attempt at a hobo hairdryer

mitch got out of his bmw roadster with his swag on. unbeknownst to him, though, was the fact that his hair was now styled in a classic convertable combover.

by hmmmmm.....that's about right June 16, 2010

convertweetion

Conversation over Twitter

Dude your convertweetion flooded my Twitter news feed

by daniel346911 July 9, 2010

covered patio

The abundance of fat which covers obese people's genitalia by either protruding a great distance from their body, or by hanging over their private areas.

"That man's covered patio is completely enveloping his dick"

by $$$~~~mizz_preshus~~~$$$ May 17, 2010