clam hands

What happens after you rub a girl off.

We had such a good time last night, I ended up with clam hands.

by Becky Jackson June 20, 2011

clam boner

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.

I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!

by The Great Applebottom December 26, 2008

clam gobbler

Another term for a lesbian.

That chick isn't into dudes...she's a clam gobbler.

by bsslegel March 6, 2010

Clam tap

A short vaginal massage, typically focused on the clitoris.

If you're good you'll get a clam tap.

by realist_98 May 1, 2011

clam shield

to interfere with a woman trying to pick up a guy.

When your girlfriend hands you a tampon in front of the guy you are hitting on you have been clam shielded.

by Gwatanova December 4, 2010

Clam cough

When a female expunges air from her vagina.

During yoga class, our instructor clam coughed; it sounded like a small trumpet and some folks applauded.

by Halc March 4, 2014

clam coma

A pussy so good, when you're done with it, it puts you in a clam induced coma.

"Damn that girl's pussy was soooo tight, it put me in a clam coma".

by Mister Kleen March 14, 2014