Definitions by Gwatanova
clam shield
When your girlfriend hands you a tampon in front of the guy you are hitting on you have been clam shielded.
clam shield by Gwatanova December 4, 2010
Kerry Motta Drunk
Bartender 1 - "Dude that guy is wasted"
Bartender 2 - "No I'm pretty sure he's Kerry Motta Drunk"
Bartender 1 - "What? He's going to pass out under the bridge, be found by a cop who hails a cab, pays for it and sends him home to the correct house which is not the address on his license?"
Bartender 2 - "yup."
Bartender 2 - "No I'm pretty sure he's Kerry Motta Drunk"
Bartender 1 - "What? He's going to pass out under the bridge, be found by a cop who hails a cab, pays for it and sends him home to the correct house which is not the address on his license?"
Bartender 2 - "yup."
Kerry Motta Drunk by Gwatanova December 4, 2010