Gwatanova's definitions

clam shield

to interfere with a woman trying to pick up a guy.

When your girlfriend hands you a tampon in front of the guy you are hitting on you have been clam shielded.

by Gwatanova December 4, 2010

Kerry Motta Drunk

Intoxicated to levels that would kill the average human being.

Bartender 1 - "Dude that guy is wasted"
Bartender 2 - "No I'm pretty sure he's Kerry Motta Drunk"
Bartender 1 - "What? He's going to pass out under the bridge, be found by a cop who hails a cab, pays for it and sends him home to the correct house which is not the address on his license?"

Bartender 2 - "yup."

by Gwatanova December 4, 2010