clam hands

What happens after you rub a girl off.

We had such a good time last night, I ended up with clam hands.

by Becky Jackson June 20, 2011

clam boner

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.

I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!

by The Great Applebottom December 26, 2008

bush clam

A particularly fishy smelling and hairy vagina

Last night Cathy presented me her bush clam,I proudly took one for the team.

by Bmn1965 May 20, 2019

clam gobbler

Another term for a lesbian.

That chick isn't into dudes...she's a clam gobbler.

by bsslegel March 6, 2010

Frosted clam

When your pussy is exposed to very cold weather and it frosts up around those wet lips.

Paul took vacation in Alaska and found that the woman up there all had frosted clams. So cold that there pussies frosted up!

by Clamer October 20, 2016

clam garden

The female equivalent of a sausage party.

Hey Susie let’s get out of here this place is a real clam garden.
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by the swaggy 89 February 21, 2017

Clam Tube

When the left over toilet paper role falls in the toilet and you fuck the holy shit out of it. Ceepin it nifty on Fiftys.

Crip Mac got a hold of the Ole Clam Tube last night, he was in the bathroom for hours.

by Kodak Nutsack February 11, 2022