chimp rip

V. to tear the male's genital region with bare hands as occured March 3rd, 2005 (see Saint James Davis). This is the manliest action currently known to exist next to cutting your own arm off. (see Aron Ralston)

After being chimp ripped, the man lost all of his will to live.

by Kurtzy May 2, 2005

Chimney Fucking

A sexual act, where in a man participating in the act of anal sex sings Dick Van Dyke's "Chim Chim Cher-ee" song from Mary Poppins. Bonus points if the woman is smoking.

"I could hear Dick and Mary Chimney fucking from down the hall"

by Mr_Zodiac December 18, 2009

chimpy

To go completely apeshit. an upgrade from ham

Dude last night in Bouquet Gardens we got completely chimpy and no one remembers anything???

by SE214 February 22, 2011

Chimp Limp

Poor (black) man's Pimp Limp.

Lord Edric: Say, Sambo, have you hurt your leg?
Samb: No, massa, jus' doin' ma chimp limp

by Wlady August 24, 2011

chimcken

Chimcken is a new and improved way of saying chicken so lets make it a trend make chimcken a thing!

I really want some Chimcken nuggies right now

by Chimcken Queen June 3, 2021

wisconsin chimichanga

Put hot sauce in your lovers asshole, have them shit on a glass table and share a spicy suprise together.

My husband and I shared a Wisconsin chimichanga last night, it still burns.

by cumballs69 January 10, 2017

Chimp

(verb): to masturbate furiously or to ejaculate, while making loud monkey noises.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.

(1): Dude, I can't believe you chimped all over my couch!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!

by Big Chimper June 3, 2003