real business

when you see a hot hot person

oh girl he's looking real business

by Whitney December 25, 2004

The Business

The back of a person's hand, especially when it's given or received in the form of a slap.

Yo, that man just gave his girl the Business.
"You best run along before I give you the Business

"

by BMonz October 27, 2011

Give him business

A slightly archaic euphemism for "hitting the family jewels." First used in the NFL in 1986 in an NFL game where the Jets defense tackled the Bills quarterback and starting hammering the qb right in the baby maker.

Second usage was during the Maryland vs North Carolina State football game where Number 69 of NC was penalized for doing the same thing.

In straight terms: punching someone in the balls.

*after the flag was thrown*
Referee: "Personal Foul, Number 69, offense. He was "giving him the business". Fifteen yard penalty, first down!"

*two friends talking*
Guy A: "Man, I would like to beat that bastard in. He makes me sick to the stomach."
Guy B: "Make sure you give him business while you're at it."

by Dom Sage October 7, 2013

not the business

A lame and useless comment used to get attention. Normally used after any sort of misfortune or hatred for something (that everyone already hates in the first place).

Allergies are not the business.
My dog is not the business.
Whores are not the business.

by drizzlebam May 19, 2011

Risky Business

Having sex without the use of any sort of birth control

Jonny and his girlfriend were broke and horny, so they jumped in the backseat of his car for some Risky Business

by XSTUTCHX March 9, 2009

Risky business

Having a hooker throw a party at her spot. Then rob the place after and make her buy back the stuff you stolen. Then using that money to pay for one class at community college.

Dam, I had to do a little risky business for these 3 credits

by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018

Serious business

The shits.

Mike had some serious business after he ate from that sketchy ass Taco Bell.

by kid slicc March 1, 2018