bed of roses

The act of laying down in a bed (usually a man) surrounded by females showing their prolapse.

He was invited to party the nasty way with a bunch of girls, and he laid down in a bed of roses.

by HardCoreBunny May 8, 2020

Bed Bugs

Apparently, if you run you air conditioning 24/7 it's hard to tell whether or not you have bed bugs but now that they shut my electricity off.... I have bed bugs.

Hym "You want to know what a better use of my time would constitute me sitting in a powerless house scratching the bites I wake up with every morning because, apparently, I have bed bugs.... There is literally nothing I can do about any of this. How's Todd doing? Is he sitting in the dark, scratching he bed bug bites? No? Alright. Cool."

Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"

Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2022

Bed Brownie

An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.

Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!

by CarolineInTheATL June 21, 2010

going to bed

code for losers who don't get any pussy to say they are going to bed but in actuality they are going to jerk off. trying to sound like they are too cool.

Matt just made a Jib Jab video of a buddy dancing but we all knew he was going to spank his monkey and he told us he was "going to bed".

by the meme war master May 8, 2016

bed dooties

The act of brushing ones teeth, washing of face and putting PJ's on before being able to feel comfortable to get into bed.

One minute, I just have to do my bed dooties before I get into bed

by alliraxoxo October 7, 2010

Bed Wars

Saying that your fucking someones mom, basically an "i fucked your mom joke" but better.

"I'm playing bed wars with your mother faggot"

by klebolding May 2, 2020

bed wars

Some dumbass game from a Minecraft multiplayer server where you collect gems and ingots to upgrade and protect your bed, items and self whilst fighting others.

Hey mark wanna play some bed wars on highpixel?

(Mark) sure man but lemme finish this quest on runescape. I’m almost done banking my things

by Dewwww March 5, 2019