CarolineInTheATL's definitions

menopajamas

Mythical sleepwear that adjusts to a mature woman's body temperature all night long, to keep her cool during the "change of life'

I forgot to pack my menopajamas, so I was either sweating or freezing all night long

by CarolineInTheATL February 28, 2022

Bed Brownie

An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.

Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!

by CarolineInTheATL June 21, 2010