menopajamas

Mythical sleepwear that adjusts to a mature woman's body temperature all night long, to keep her cool during the "change of life'
I forgot to pack my menopajamas, so I was either sweating or freezing all night long
by CarolineInTheATL February 28, 2022
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Bed Brownie

An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.
Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!
by CarolineInTheATL June 21, 2010
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