Wonk

A drunk/tipsy fellow or just a nob’ed in general.

‘Oi you wonk wha’cha doin’ in me garden you prick!’

‘My cousin Throckmorton is a bit of a wonk sometimes’

by the apls_ April 2, 2020

Wonky Bonky

When your Bonk isn't working

Yea Jim sucks in bed, he got a Wonky Bonky

by Big Cunt Swallower April 4, 2020

Wonker

On short, it's "idiot" in the ancient British language.

Guy: What's up, guys!
British mf all pumped up: FOOK YOU WANT, STOOPID WONKER

by Wonka@!! April 12, 2020

wonkydiddly

Acting in a counter-intuitive manner or stupid fashion.

A defunct or oddly working subject.

Damn, our governments been acting all wonkydiddly lately, its falling to shambles!

I took my bike to the shop, 'cause as I was riding it I heard the chain going all wonkydiddly.

by Jeb, khan conquerer April 15, 2020

Wonky

A loopy backwards person

Can’t believe Tom Roberts is doing that,he’s so wonky

by C4 droppah April 29, 2020

wonky donkey

That guy who gets the gang to stop playing CoD and to start playing fortnite.

Let's play fortnite! No you wonky donkey!

by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020

Wonking

Drinking a lot of alcohol and then smoking some marajuana causing you to pass out.

Max is such a lightweight, he's totally wonking right now

by Silver Pepper August 24, 2020