The act of a person (usually make) farting on the genitalia of a female, creating a 'warm wind' blowing from his 'rocky mountains' and giving warmth to her 'high plains valleys'
by Masturgates September 24, 2019
Get the chinook wind mug.Similar to second wind. 16th wind is experienced when one has exhausted all forms of energy but is confronted with a sexual act of some sort. 16th wind is the reserve reserve reserve energy the body keeps in case of such emergencies .
He was so tired he couldn't even stand but his girl came in with a on sundress and boom he got the power to grab some booty.
16th wind.
16th wind.
by Smuckers 3300 September 29, 2019
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Get the Wind sock mug."No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.
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Get the A penis flowing in the wind mug.When the warm gusts of darkness channel through your inner gut caverns, escaping with the smell of infernal incense
I ate a ton of jalapeño kettle chips last night, and my body has been creating an incredible amount of dark wind in response
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