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Weiner Cousins

When 2 men fuck the same girl more than once or fuck two of the same girls at least once.
Jim and Ivan both fucked Chelsea twice this past month, thus they are WEINER COUSINS
by Mercmah April 22, 2009
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Anthony Weiner

noun.
1)An arrogant, horny, nauseatingly stupid liberal congressman with impulse control issues who is now the punchline of countless jokes and innuendo.
2)A bad joke that writes itself.
3)An email, text, or tweet of your junk.
verb.
1)The act of emailing, texting, or tweeting someone a picture of your junk.
2)The act of blaming someone of hacking into your social networking account to Photoshop and/or distribute a picture of you and your junk (or someone else's junk).
by Dave Robber October 10, 2018
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weener

Matt Green -a staafss uni student from gloucester, who was caught wanking but denied it. still denies it in the faces of circumstantial evidence in the form of a video clip
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
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Weinering

i gave her a Weinering she wont soon forget!
by my.handle.is.in.my.pants October 14, 2019
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sad weiner

when u have sex but are left unsatisfied, or when ur girl touches ur weiner thru ur pants and gives u a massive boner but never finshes the job
the other day i was chillin in my girls car and she gave me a "sad weiner".
or
bob:"whats wrong with your weiner "
Mike:"NOthin man its just a little sad"
by loyalrican December 28, 2007
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weinerschnitzel

one who "schnitzes" weiners... seee also meadows
Dude...stop schnitzing my weiner! you're such a meadows!
by Cracker Jack May 22, 2003
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burnt weaner

When you wack off to hard and chafe your dick.
Dude, last night I jacked off so hard I got a burnt weaner.
by Kevin February 25, 2005
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