cousins

Imaginary badasses that black people refer to when they make empty threats.

don't fuck with me, nigga, i got COUSINS!

by Nips711 April 7, 2009

cousins

people who lie about family relations based on the connection between two family members.

just because your cousins got married, doesnt make you cousins.

by butchyging October 6, 2009

cousins

1. To be vampyric; Reclusive, phobic of light, skin white to the point of translucency, a taste for human blood.

2. Bat-like

Geez, maybe you should go out today, you're turning into a bit of a cousins.

by Obafemi Martins April 13, 2008

Cousins

A group of real ass people who at all times will be foolin and boolin.

This group consist of the members -
Aaron, Devin, Ian, Conor, Justin, AJ, Jackson, Dylan, Jacob, and Ted.
And occasionally Sydney, Shaun, Timmy, Reggie, and Kenny.

Damn... we really are those mf'in cousins.

by WeDemFurginCousins November 12, 2018

cousins

Cousins are people that are related from either mother or father . these people you usually hate or love there is no in between at all . PERIODT! Yes of course they are going to be annoying and you sometimes wanna punch them in the stomach but you love them with your whole heart .

Cousins are mixed

by your dad 🕺🏽🤝 October 18, 2019

Cousins

A word used to describe married couples in Alabama.

The cousins received Crimson Tide football tickets as a marriage gift.

by Nigger-Fingers April 9, 2022

Cousins

Man i just wanna fuck all my light skin cousins and brownskin
Like we should have a sleep over
And. Have a 9sum they so damn fine , i wanna give them that give that double hand twister sloppy no Joe head so damn good

Cousins Fuck them do it it's worth it

by Kevin Gates Cousin September 21, 2022