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Pookin the Bean 

1. Pookin the Bean is when an eclectic fetish girl slams animal dildos against her clitoris harder than Rocky punching Apollo Creed due to her having destroyer her clitoris through strenuous and vigorous years of masturbation.

2. Masturbating by vigorously slamming odd shaped dildos into one's vagina while vibing your clitoris.
Man, all we wanted to do was play Arma, but the server owner was pookin the bean all night and fucking didn't update the game!"

BŒK THE BLUP 

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BOBK THE BLUF
BOCK THE BLUB
BORK HE BLUR
FØRK BØRK BØRK

According to local street artist, "BŒK THE BLUP" is the rallying cry of modern day patriots and police-enthusiasts. This slogan has been immortalized by the illegal street art of convicted rapist Mark "Urb" Urbanski in Tampa, FL, located outside the Tampa Police Department on Madison Street.

The mural has been praised for it's avant garde style, abstract impressionist influences, spelling and legibility, and it's third grade production value.
"You know the Black Lives Matter murals in Chicago, D.C., etc.?"
"Yeah?"
"The cops painted one in Tampa."
"Oh god, what does it say?"
"I think it says BŒK THE BLUP"
"...What?"
"BŒK THE BLUP."
"Oh, for a second I thought you said 'BŒK THE BLUF'."
"No, BŒK THE BLUP."

"Everyone's saying Black Lives Matter these days. But what about police? It's time someone stood up and said BŒK THE BLUP."
BŒK THE BLUP by FakeRealNews August 5, 2020

Bruce the Bug 

An Ozil-looking virgin that typically lives in a gyro flat in Dundee. Most of the time, Bruce the Bug's can be seen begging their friends to chip in for a bit of marijuana. Their typical sentences are: "I'm so fried" or "Wisen up, mate"
"Look at Bruce the Bug! He's zombied on the couch once again!"
Someone in Dundee: "There he is, that 5'4 boy wearing the bague Gymshark jumper, that's Bruce the Bug"
Bruce the Bug by Junky_Mark September 26, 2020

stall the ball 

the same as: "hold up", "wait a minute", "stop right there"
Stall the ball for a moment so I can let that sink in. Then I want you to run it by me again!

Catch the bodies

A form of fighting where only hits to the body are allowed to avoid injury. Favorite activity of bad ass kids skipping class in public school bathrooms. Opposite of the term "to Catch the heads," although dirty players will try to sneak a chin shot in here and there.
Everybody got guns now and wanna shoot something, remember when we used to catch the bodies?

boil-in-the-bag 

instant, easy, not well-thought out. applies to viewpoints and opinions in particular
Last night my mate Turok was spouting his flimsy, boil-in-the-bag political opinions about the war
boil-in-the-bag by Eggers07 November 7, 2007