The worst 18 years to be alive as a human being. Teachers constantly shoving papers up your ass while teaching you pointless bullshit that you will never use in life, while calling it education. If you go to the principal's office, prepare your ears and ass.
1.) School sucks.
2.) This damn school loves to buttfuck their students.
3.) I got in a fight at school today.
2.) This damn school loves to buttfuck their students.
3.) I got in a fight at school today.
by OXxTheKillerxXO November 11, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. by The guy that hates school January 30, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.
Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?
A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.
Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?
A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.
Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?
Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!
Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!
by Handmethatslushieplz May 11, 2014
Get the Schoolmug. 
Institution whose sole purpose is to convince poeple that they need it for some reason or another, ussually through degrading them and defining them as the unintelligent and treating them poorly when they do and do not buy in to what the place sells - this causing confusion makes poeple only quicker to grasp onto what it's selling just to make sense out of it's non-sense
12th grade student: hah! G.E.D. that's a good enough degree! i learned that in school, only idiots wouldn't go to school i know so because the school teachers are paid to tell me so, after all it's not like i could ACTUALLY learn anything without one of these institutions, i'm too stupid to, i know that cuz the teachers are always telling me that too! teachers are so smart, if they weren't then they wouldn't have done something so intelligent like taking on a really crappy paycheck just to teach me stuff! not like they'd be stupid enough to get a job doing something actually productive that actually paid well...
by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 11, 2003
Get the Schoolmug. The place where you go for the first 18 years of life. You are stripped of almost all of your rights and no one cares about you. You go through very exotic forms of torture such as a technique called "algebra" or another one called "french". the place were you are fed strange and exotic foods that make your stomach hurt and ooze strange goo out of them when you bite into them.
Mom- "wake up, it's time for school."
Me- "Oh My Dear Lord. Mom, i got AIDS so i can't go today."
Mom- "WHAT?!?!?!"
Me- "Whoops, see, this is what happens when i get rushed....to go to.........school."
Me- "Oh My Dear Lord. Mom, i got AIDS so i can't go today."
Mom- "WHAT?!?!?!"
Me- "Whoops, see, this is what happens when i get rushed....to go to.........school."
by AHairyGrowth June 11, 2009
Get the Schoolmug.