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Chocolate Onion Ring

When a girl, or guy, takes a s*** but doesn't wipe for like 3 days and it gets all crusty and then a girl, or guy licks on it.
God damn Steve my girl was in the bathroom for like an hour on Friday and so on Sunday I got to give her the best chocolate onion ring she ever had in her life.

Holy s*** Stacy. You should have seen it girl. Randy took a laxative for New Years and when that clock struck 12 I had him screaming from this chocolate onion ring I was giving him. Midnight kisses are for pussies

Garlic Onion Shrimp Night

A function involving friends, food, and fun. Enjoyable experience for all. Commonly appvreviated as G.O.S.N
Hey man we should really have a Garlic Onion Shrimp Night tonight.

wrapped up like an onion 

to be wearing many layers of clothes.
by golly it was a cold day today! i was wearing so many clothes i was wrapped up like an onion!!!

the Blazing Onion in Gig Harbor

The best restaurant in Gig Harbor there are 2 other locations millcreek and snohomish. it has a lot of very attractive people working there and has an awesome menu
"dude you wanna go to the Blazing Onion in Gig Harbor"
"hell yeah I love the mushroom melt"

The C.Onion 

When one man whips his cock and whacks a girl in the face with his weiner.
Did you hear the Lia got The C.Onion treatment from Joe?
The C.Onion by weiner slap October 30, 2011

Lick the Onion

guy 1: God she's so hot I want to have sex with her
guy 2: yea but she likes to lick the onion :(
Lick the Onion by C Swizzle December 13, 2014