jarid

an extremely bangin kid from new B mass all the girls wanna do

cute girl: yooo you know jarid
Cute girl2: omg hes so hot
cute girl: yea id let him beat

by cute chick September 9, 2006

Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.

by disneysucks September 3, 2008

jayed

the feeling of disapointment when you seagull a philip

man i was jayed the philip loved it

by arnold zimmerman February 1, 2008

Jarred

- an amaaaazering guy!
- very cute; very sexy; very adoreable; very nice booty;)
- always fun to be with,talk to; is very funny
- is great for holding hands; giving hugs; giving kisses and

making you happy/ happy happy. (best boyfriend everr)
- alwayssssssss thee best!
- lovee of my life :)<3

Me: dont you wish you had a Jarred?? I know you do, but only i can. haa :)

by desireedesiree January 2, 2010

A jareo

A high speed drive-by double suck-it hand gesture that catches the un-assuming victim off guard.

After changing lanes without a turn signal, an angry passing car gave me a Jareo.

by Dufigh November 14, 2011

jaren

a hot nigga that will kill you and take yo girl no homo

yo nigga that nigga jaren is overpowered he gon take my girl

by dirtyniggarsstolemyfood May 20, 2019

Jarad Carr

Spider

hey look Jarad Carr. Ask him for a ride!

Spider me bro !

by zbros11 November 28, 2011