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glass'n

When a woman wears a large pair of sunglasses to camoflague her unattractiveness
Harry: Damn that girl is sexy!

Willy: Yea but shes glass'n wait until she takes those things off

Harry: Eww gross

Willy: Bitches always be glass'n
by Ron Burgandy and Gold June 29, 2010
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Glass Stretcher

Similar to a skipe hunt. Car dealers send green car salespeople on a wild goose chase. The green guys search for the unit sometimes being sent between several dealerships with each dealership telling the salesperson a new story. Sometimes a device has been manufactured that weighs alot and is moved around a auto mall.
"Hey, go over to the Ford store and get our glass stretcher back!! Don't forget the safety goggles and gloves."

Common to make the fake unit heavy and ask them to go get it in summer when it is 100+ degrees outside.
by klone32 May 20, 2010
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Glass Gravity Bong

While the typical gravity bong entails cutting off the bottom of a large plastic bottle or poking holes in it and then making a tinfoil or ratchet top bowl for the top, these can also be made of glass. Choose your glass bottle of choice and wrap cotton string evenly 4 or 5 times around the bottom of the bottle where the desired cut is to be made. Douse the string and the area of the bottle below the string with a flammable liquid such as cologne or hairspray or lighter-fluid. Light the string on fire and hold the bottle upside down such that the bottom (which is on fire) will be facing up. Once the flame burns out quickly revert the bottle and dunk it straight down into ice cold water. The rapid temperature change will cut the bottle where the string is. For the bowl drill a hole in the cap of the bottle and fix your glass bowl for a bong into the cap. Use like a traditional gate. These will mess you up more than the plastic ones without having to worry about breathing plastic.
Yo man want to go drop glass gravity bongs?

Dude that glass gravity bong was so clean!

Wow that glass gravity bond hit looks like straight milk.

I got straight fucked off that glass gravity bong hit.
by Walmark March 10, 2014
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glasses

Man to woman: "You have glasses. Use them."

As I heard it used, this remark was intended to be sarcastic, demeaning, or provocative, but I am unclear about whether it had sexual implications. It might mean something like "being able to see something in plain view ," or able to see something that is "right in front of your face." Or it might reference fellatio. I would like to know.
The word is glasses.
Or phrase : "Use glasses"
As in this phrase, (man to woman): "You have glasses. Use them."
by Maggie Fisher February 17, 2017
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Glass Banana

A glass banana is someone who is very clumsy and they bruise really fast and easy.
Boyfriend: "Babe be careful where you step, you're a glass banana. I don't want you to hurt yourself."
by Dannylovely74_ March 22, 2017
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Glasses

Glasses are an item you wear on your face, to help you see better.
I just got my glasses today, now i can finally see!
by swimld June 1, 2017
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Glassford

A skinny gay trap with lesbian looking haircut masturbating in burger king bathroom. watching burger king foot lettuce porn while eating out Ugandan knuckles as he/she slowly castrates} himself/herself with a plastic spork.
Bill Clinton tries to resist the urge to Glassford
by erbus May 11, 2018
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