GIFF GAFF

When your internet isn't up to the best of its abaility

Dom has 'Giff Gaff" internet and he should delete his pro clubs player

by Moz1813 November 24, 2020

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apologetic guffaw

Refers to where someone noisily pretends to regret an action --- such as turning off a light, splashing water, etc. --- which caused someone else momentary shock and/or outrage, when in reality said prankster was completely intentional in performing said minor atrocity, and has gotten a huge giggle out of the hilarious-to-him distressed reaction of his "victim"!

Dude #1: flips the ceiling-light off in an otherwise-darkened garage where he is fully aware that his buddy is working
Dude #2: indignantly: Yo!!
Dude #1 in a classic "apologetic guffaw" tone "Huh-hoh --- saww-rreee" gives a big grin as he flips the switch back on again.

by QuacksO December 5, 2020

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Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.

Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!

by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021

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Bezzin gaff

The act of “bezzin the gaff”

Mike-Yoooo Wys

Man- Bezzin gaff an that

by Pimpnailslol February 3, 2022

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Dillon Gaffeny

Dillon gaffeny is a bendy eared creature found in many forests and backyards he is hard to spot over his smelly musty skin.You know you are near a gaffeny when you smell something horrible.

Are you a Dillon gaffeny cause you smell like poo

by Sterling Prohegurtus May 2, 2022

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