Custodial entertainer

The person who spends more time with a child than the actual parents.

"That's my Grandma Linda, she's my custodial entertainer" Lilly said.

by billyboombox June 2, 2016

custard guzzler

The term used for a person who likes the taste of sperm in large quantities...

God damn, she grabbed my dick , and sucked until the last drop was gone and no spills. She was a real custard guzzler!!!!

by 99p Shop November 30, 2016

custody hangover

When a complicated holiday visitation schedule was agreed upon when you were a child and your parents divorced, and violating it now (years after it has legally expired) would start world war 3 in your family.

"Why don't you and Darren spend Christmas together? You've been dating for 5 years!"
"Oh, I still have a custody hangover."

by firefoxx66 December 15, 2016

custom pepe

When people make their own versions of pepe.

That's a nice custom pepe you have there!

by Unknown definition of unknown January 14, 2017

custard

A name of something

my friendly dragon is named custard in a poem "The Tale of Custard The Dragon"

by magck February 20, 2017

Custy dusty

I phrase used to be custy dusty

Your chucking musty custy dusty - YSAH

by Custy musty norchi March 12, 2017

Custard sausage

Usually when a male masterbates in bed then sleep naked. When you wake up you have a hard smelly white substance on the male genital area.

" man when i woke up this morning i had A Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017