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Vehicular Crackicide 

A (sometimes) unavoidable traffic situation whereupon a random crackhead wonders in front of one's vehicle causing a an accidental collision (one version of a crackcident)--a collision between a driver and a crackhead, possibly resulting in the injury/death of the aforementioned crackhead and definite damage to one's bumper and/or windshield.
Oh shit! That crackhead stepped off the sidewalk right into my car's path--if I had not swerved aside, I might have committed Vehicular Crackicide!
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nut clacking 

The act of sweeping ones nuts across a friend or enemies keyboard
Guy1: dude i just saw joe nut clacking your brother
Guy2: you sick fuck thats not cool
nut clacking by dank-smoker32 October 20, 2013

Ball Cranking 

Dancing to disruptive music, but moving your testicles
I felt the music as i moved up and down, all around, downtown, Ball Cranking.
Ball Cranking by 1956315649 September 25, 2014

pussy cracken 

An octopus with a face that looks like a vagina full of teeth. There is only one. Once you see it, you may not understand what it is at first, but then somtime later you may realize you've just seen a pussy cracken. They often have a redish coloring, also known as a red pussy cracken. The animal was first discovered and named by tagea vangsgaard. a song about a pussy cracken was written by Joshua Adair in 2017, in tageas honor.
She pulled down her pants and behold, a red pussy cracken!
pussy cracken by Tiga woodz March 9, 2018

Gooch cracklin 

The crust that has accumulated between the twat and anus and has developed a bark like crust!!!
"c.stew"-man I went down on this bitch and she had some gooch cracklin that taste like bacon and bait shrimp!!!
Gooch cracklin by Shad master October 2, 2020

Cockin’ & Crockin’ 

Verb- Immediately after laying pipe, you slip on a pair of crocs to enjoy the finest of luxuries while asserting dominance.
"Hey bro, what are you up to?" "Got this chick over just Cockin’ & Crockin’ “

Charlie Cracknell 

a man with the biggest fat cock in the world he gains all women and is the best at everything
“I want to fuck Charlie Cracknell