Closed up

metaphor for smoking Bud!

John have you closed up that blount yet?

by Lighter21 August 1, 2007

clodskin

someone who is skinny but is quite clumsy

a clumsy dancer is clodskin

by vishamy January 10, 2008

clog

to clog, or clogged: an adjective

the instrumentation of holland's traditional footwear for (but not limited to) devious purposes.

"did i clog the toilet? sir, if you're asking if i intentionally flushed a dutchmen's wooden shoe down your toilet, then you are sadly mistaken."

"...and that's when i took of my shoe made of carved poplar wood, and chucked it right at o'malley's head. you're damn right, i clogged that irish son of a bitch!"

by bfitz October 19, 2008

clogknockor

A name to call your friend. There is no real meaning, it is just a conversation starter as your puzzled friend tries to find the definition.

Carly texted Allie the word clogknockor to start a conversation.

by RainyStorm January 12, 2009

Cloggist

A label given to a person, or group of people who hate/dislike those who belong to the Dutch persuasion. This typically applies to hatred based on choice of footwear.

Eddie T is a Cloggist.

by The Walking Dutchman January 20, 2009

Close Panda

1. Close to something.
2. Awesome; very cool or amazing.
3. Very strange.

"That is so Close Panda!"

by GcbrysoN April 2, 2009

Clogged Chute

a woman's vagina after it has been filled and stuffed with a cummy dick.

Damn our language arts teacher is about to have a clogged chute!

by Hunter Negger February 5, 2009