wooden shoe

Shoes made of wood. Used to be popular in the Netherlands. Sold to tourists, and worn by dancers during the traditional Dutch klompen dancing.

A prime example of Dutch ethnic pride: "Wooden shoe rather be Dutch? If you aint Dutch, you aint much!"

by Hansel VanEnema January 23, 2007

wooden shoes

to give your "shoe" a "polish"... or handjob or masturbationing

been polishin those wooden shoes lately eh?

can i polish your wooden shoe?

by mandarin strongin July 4, 2003