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Crockblock

Given the option, when your significant other prefers a family member's company to spending time with you (typically holiday or other family time).

The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.

NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either

(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.
P1: " You're free tonight? I thought you flew down with Francis?!"
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."
by enzo@estoy June 25, 2012
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camp cockblock

You guys going hunting at Camp Cockblock this year?
by Mr.Mulch January 9, 2010
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cockblocker

roommate who's afraid of penis and can't stop talking... she also wants every guy to want her, but won't do anything when she has them in her bed. tries to prevent roommates from getting any, at all times. BIGGEST COCKBLOCKER EVERRRR
Elizabeth never has sex... her goal in life is making sure her roommates have even less sex than she does. she is a cockblockin bitch... and she knows it
by i want some ass March 29, 2004
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cockblocker

a person who can't get any at that particular time so they make sure that any attempts that are made on or by you to get some sexual satisfaction are thwarted so that they are not lonely
i wanted to get some at home but my friend keeps calling even though they know we are getting "busy"
by Cathy October 18, 2003
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black cock lover

A woman OR MAN, who likes black men as their lover. The person can be of any race.
Eminem is a Black Cock Lover, but not as much as closet faggot P Diddy.
by TruthForYou March 20, 2008
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ghost cockblock

1. Any unexplained or paranormal activity that prevents a male from "getting some action."

2. Any such attempt by a ghost to engage in cockblocking of a male through weird noises, change of ambient room temperature, or "getting involved" with said action. Most likely done by ghosts who delighted in cockblocking while they were alive.
Dang, did you hear Johnny got ghost cockblocked when Gina felt a cold hand on her ass that wasn't his?
by the surfer June 29, 2011
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cockblock

Sis! Why did you cockblock/cockstop me by coming into the room, while Jessica was giving me head?
by IRPimp May 21, 2004
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