by Mr Henderson Smith July 07, 2009
It's not an honor just to be nominated. Get a new toupee and sell your '92 Miata. Thanks for playing.
by Stephen Metrulas September 25, 2004
chill out, quit having a temper tantrum, WEAR IT, it's not the end of the world, things could be a lot worse, get laid, smoke some weed, take a chill pill, be cool,
Larry (playing Black Ops): Jesus Christ I fucking knifed him!!! How the fuck did he shoot me?
John: No you didn't.
Larry: Fuck you dude. I hit R1 before he could even shoot, this is bullshit!!
John: Hit that relax button you fucking baby!!
John: No you didn't.
Larry: Fuck you dude. I hit R1 before he could even shoot, this is bullshit!!
John: Hit that relax button you fucking baby!!
by TheNeckCuttah July 26, 2011
by PersonGuy101 November 30, 2017
Slang for saving and/or helping someone in a situation such as avoiding stalkers or carrying someone out of a burning building. Most commonly used as a term for those who manage to keep the buttons on a jacket from receiving much stress.
Dude 1: I'm gonna sit down
Dude 2: Unbutton your jacket! Keeping it buttoned and sitting down could strech them out!
Dude 1: thanks man! You saved my buttons!
Dude 2: Unbutton your jacket! Keeping it buttoned and sitting down could strech them out!
Dude 1: thanks man! You saved my buttons!
by furbyarmy July 23, 2010
The deep seeded, bubbling resentment and pure rage the partner on the alarm clock side of the bed who doesn't have to get up yet has for the partner that keeps pleading for the snooze button to be hit "one more time". The snoozing partner invariably manages to sleep in between each snooze push and will be late for work. The alarm clock button pusher will lie there, awake and just waiting for the end of each nine minute interval because they need to hit snooze again. The snoozer feels great. The alarm clock keeper is exhausted, having been on snooze duty for 45 mins instead of sleeping.
Wayne: uhhhhh, too tired to get up, hit snooze again.
Kate: this alarm has been going off for half an hour.
Wayne: what are you on? I've only heard it once, zzzzzz
Kate: I am going to smother you with a pillow and my defense will be Snooze Button Rage.
Kate: this alarm has been going off for half an hour.
Wayne: what are you on? I've only heard it once, zzzzzz
Kate: I am going to smother you with a pillow and my defense will be Snooze Button Rage.
by Amanda Lee Smoth July 18, 2012
1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.
Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.
Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.
I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.
by Glitter Boobs October 28, 2015