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day before-shotgun

when a person calls shotgun within view of the vehicle, in a twenty-four hour range before take off.
"I CALL SHOTGUN!"
"You can't call shotgun the day before!"
"Yes i can, john scully, its called the day before-shotgun!"
by g.west. December 23, 2008
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Hoochies before bed

The act of getting hella keyed, baked, wasted, stoned, basted, dry, faded, high, drunk, plastered, smashed, shitfaced, zuited, gone, and intoxicated.

Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street
Furook: Ay yo nigga i slapped dat ass all night

OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?

Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes

OJ: shavin dat ass?

Furook: My ass o ur ass?

OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?

Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?

Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?

Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.

OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?

Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed

OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga
by Ryan, Grayson, Regina, Garrett September 26, 2009
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befty

a befty describes a person who is of the homosexual nature
oh my god that is one raging befty
by bencboy September 9, 2006
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befront

Everyone has a behind. But, befronts are reserved for those in the population who carry enough weight in their lower midsection that it looks like a butt in the front, hence the term befront. Befronts are also akin to F.U.P.A.'s. Befront is a less vulgar term than F.U.P.A. and can be used in the presence of children, the elderly, and with more refined company.
All of Helene's pants accentuate her befront.
by Scherill January 19, 2008
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befy

Some idiots typo of the word beefy.
mmm....befy!
by Splinter August 26, 2003
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befrazzle

Feeling freightfully tired to the point where you're in awe of just how much you really are tired.
"I'm feeling rather befrazzled, thanks for asking."
"I cannot believe how befrazzled I am tonight!"
"That yacht race was freightfully befrazzling!"
by Gerard Wills January 27, 2004
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befestulate

I will befestulate your dreams!
by Chadleriffic January 6, 2009
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