Keyboard Attacker

Striking the computer keyboard keys loudly, an unbreakable habit aquired from leaning to type on an old Royal manual typewriter.

My coworkers always complain because I'm a keyboard attacker - the fact is, I learned to type on an old (it was old even then) manual machine where you had to beat the keys to make then strike hard enough to make a decent carbon copy.

by Deb1955 November 14, 2005

kook attack

this is when a crazy ass kook comes up to you and pull the old shibby shabby

"excuse me young man, are you ok" -old man
"no, what happened?"- young man\
" you just got a kook attack busta"- old man
"shit cracka"- young man

by max and lil stein May 31, 2007

snake attack

The snake attack is when a man sticks his dick out of his open fly and spontaniously urinates on an unsuspecting woman as an invitation for sexual retribution from the receiving party

Noah snake attacked that bitch and she put out.

by david misha fink jr January 11, 2008

Attachmentard

Stupid jerk who continually forgets to include a specified attachment within an email.

Mr. Stupidjerk never includes the excel docs he references in his emails. He is such an attachmentard.

Holy God. That is the fourth blank email in a row! How can someone be so attachmentarded???

by Velveeta Vunderkoont August 25, 2008

No Strings Attached

when he or she makes an attempt to have a sexual relationship with another person free of worry and stress, meaning they like to hang out just to fuck

do not let this confuse you because it can also mean your partner wants to talk(fuck) with multiple with you being okay with it

Jasmine wanted no strings attached when told about the boy that liked her

by Big smaish October 29, 2020

Timmy Attack

A Timmy* Attack is when you have a craving for some Tim Hortons coffee and a box of doughnuts to the point where you can't even focus on driving because all you can think of is caffeine which you are hooked on.

*Timmy is referring to Timmy's, or Tim Hortons the coffee/doughnut shop found around Canada and a bit of the U.S. Some Canadian's refer to Tim Hortons as Timmy's, therefore a craving for Timmy's is a Timmy Attack.

"I'm havin' a timmy attack wanna go to timmy's and grab a coffee???"

by muhfucker November 13, 2007

Bitchy Attack

When an individual, usually a female, uses incredibly sarcastic and insulting language towards you. This is normally done in front of a large group of people, such as at the mall or a restaurant.

Female: Hey buddy, can you hear? Cause I can!
Rod: Oh snap, a bitchy attack!
Whiteboy: Yep, thats a bitchy attack all right.

by Whiteboi-of-Chatown March 12, 2009